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Art For The Christmas Piece
Posted by News Fetcher on December 29 '17 at 06:01 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I’ve got a couple pieces of art here from Ryan slash Donaar Blit’zen, Dragonborn Narcissist, to go with Monday’s veiled tale of Sorsha and Chronaar. The first is his sketch of the little scamp: And the second is the same piece painted by Clementine, his Daughter, who Chronaar was designed to reference: (CW)TB

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Best Value
Posted by News Fetcher on December 29 '17 at 02:01 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
Nomenclature-wise, we use the term “Smurfberries” for any type of secondary currency. That’s where the first truly massive unauthorized purchases were reported, and there’s also a kind of insult nestled in the language. An imaginary currency named after an imaginary fruit eaten by imaginary creatures is, ironically, a pretty robust metaphorical statement. Over the break, Gabe has been streaming family game nights in Fortnite with a squad made up of his whole family. There are many opportunities to marvel at how the culture has developed, but if you…

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Best Value
Posted by News Fetcher on December 29 '17 at 12:41 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Best Value

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PAX South Qs! I Needs ‘Em
Posted by News Fetcher on December 27 '17 at 02:01 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
Please deposit your PAX South Qs into our designated slot. We’ll process them live on stage. (CW)TB

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Trebecois
Posted by News Fetcher on December 27 '17 at 12:41 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
When we were talking about writing comics, we ended up talking about the things enemies are always saying. They’re always saying things, but the difference between a six to eight hour campaign and the nineteen hours I currently have in The Division means I have heard them for - at minimum - ten more hours. And I’m gonna play another three hours tonight. So, more. Here’s a DLC I will pay for: one that makes every enemy speak a single part of Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture. This guy is the oboe or whatever. Consider it: you could remix…

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Trebecois
Posted by News Fetcher on December 27 '17 at 12:41 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Trebecois

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The Worst Day Of Christmas, Part Two
Posted by News Fetcher on December 25 '17 at 03:21 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
Here’s the second strip. There might be another one, I’ll decide tomorrow. Until then, another bit of “C” Team fic. I’ll get the art from Ryan later, it’s fucking Christmas.) ——- There were many tales of them, so many that it seemed impossible they all referenced the same pair. In the manner of stories that wobble as they are told, though, every turn in the telling only seemed to gird the legend. They had a knack for being where they were needed most. Whether it was towns with an overabundance of…

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On The Worst Day of Christmas, Part Two
Posted by News Fetcher on December 25 '17 at 03:21 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: On The Worst Day of Christmas, Part Two

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The Worst Day Of Christmas, Part One
Posted by News Fetcher on December 22 '17 at 12:50 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I wasn’t there when it happened, but I’m told that Ronia and her incredibly smart friend Sarah cracked the case on this Santa shit, and Brenna folded quick. I might have done more to safeguard the tradition, but Brenna occupies a realm of perfect honesty - a realm so dedicated to the virtue that our son had an operating knowledge of prostitution when he was five. I should say I don’t have a problem with the policy. I’d much rather train them to hit us up before Google, even if they’re going to Google eventually. Generally speaking whatever…

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On The Worst Day of Christmas, Part One
Posted by News Fetcher on December 22 '17 at 12:51 AM
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New Comic: On The Worst Day of Christmas, Part One

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More Lore
Posted by News Fetcher on December 21 '17 at 11:31 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
Her mother called her Walnut. First, because she was small. When Walnut was less small, there were other reasons to call her thus. She was sweet, but secretly so; tender, though few were allowed to know. And there was power, too; great power, her birthright as a Daughter of the Enclave. A sky-piercing power. If only she could sit still. Her mother pretended not to be delighted by the green sap that ran so quickly in her. She may have invested herself in greater worry if she’d known how precisely the girl spent her days. After a…

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Two Thousand And Late
Posted by News Fetcher on December 20 '17 at 11:22 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
At some point, Ubisoft - which had theretofore been enunciating the annual release deathmarch decreed by the Market Elders - decided to release a game and then stay awhile. They also paused Assassin’s Creed, but I don’t know if they did as a corollary to the new policy or because they needed to plant legumes there because the soil was out of nitrogen. I wonder if it was a heavy lift over there, rhetorically. I think they make more bets of a larger scale than anyone operating at their tier and I think that annual releases are good for Quarterly Calls, but these two…

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Two Thousand And Late
Posted by News Fetcher on December 20 '17 at 10:02 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Two Thousand And Late

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It Burns Us
Posted by News Fetcher on December 18 '17 at 01:31 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
We need to entertain the idea that is was a joke, one of these Ha Has youths are always entertaining themselves with. But it is true: members of The “C” Team did conspire at the event to consort with another. Tonight, that is to say Monday at 7:00 PST, there is an AMA featuring the precious “C” Team. They’re a good time investment. That doesn’t sound like a compliment, but it’s probably the best one I have. They are a worthy investment of the only true resource. I have a cool art piece from Kris Straub that is an incredibly…

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It Burns Us
Posted by News Fetcher on December 18 '17 at 01:10 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: It Burns Us

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Shivering In The Jeweled Dark
Posted by News Fetcher on December 15 '17 at 03:51 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
Sometimes my friend Amy Falcone says that something is “a lot,” and now Gorborath has adopted it. Generally something is “a lot” when you “can’t even.” That’s the threshold. I feel like 52 billion dollars is a lot. I can’t contextualize it in any way. Numbers that big trail off into occult geometries, chthonic vibrations, and hissing parselmouth. It feels like we’ve entered the Epoch Of Gargantua; these are creatures whose slightest movement carves valleys. I really like a lot of the stuff they make,…

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Shivering In The Jeweled Dark
Posted by News Fetcher on December 15 '17 at 03:51 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Shivering In The Jeweled Dark

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Lore Galore
Posted by News Fetcher on December 15 '17 at 03:51 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
The Sword of the Conqueror Notes compiled 1489 DR (AC, SCRTRN) Long ago, there was said to be a great King whose Gray Fortress dwelt both in Shadow and in Light. And from this palace, which had a face of cruel stone, the King built two kingdoms - one in each realm. The Forces of Light in the story - in literal terms, the Armies of the Prime Material - could not break the Grey, nor could the Forces of Shadow. In time an alliance was formed between these two armies, and a weapon forged to mark that bond. Called Schism, it was a flexible spear of eleven and one half feet in…

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Aspirational Truths
Posted by News Fetcher on December 15 '17 at 03:51 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I feast on spoilers; I actively seek them out. I typically read the last page of a book first - just one more way in which I am an iconoclast, whose zesty street wisdom is incalculable by the undifferentiated Norm. The problem is that there exists a kind of Reverse Market for this type of illicit information, and it’s generally flooded with nonsense. I have a ton of PAX South news to get to, so let’s jump in. First, we had a demo of True Dungeon set up last year, and it was incredible We are overjoyed to have the full thing this year, and our joy is further…

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Aspirational Truths
Posted by News Fetcher on December 15 '17 at 03:51 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Aspirational Truths

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