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Once Per Day
Posted by News Fetcher on June 21 '17 at 08:30 AM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

I'm not totally locked into my routine—twice a year, I take a break to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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Election Map
Posted by News Fetcher on June 19 '17 at 05:11 AM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

Luckily for my interpretation, no precincts were won by the Green Party.

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Magnetohydrodynamics
Posted by News Fetcher on June 15 '17 at 09:01 PM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

Magnetohydrodyanmics combines the intuitive nature of Maxwell's equations with the easy solvability of the Navier-Stokes equations. It's so straightforward physicists add "relativistic" or "quantum" just to keep it from getting boring.

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Air Force Museum
Posted by News Fetcher on June 14 '17 at 06:21 AM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

I had fun visiting the museum at Dover Air Force Base, unless they don't have a museum, in which case I've never been to Delaware in my life.

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Decades
Posted by News Fetcher on June 12 '17 at 07:20 AM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

In the 90s, our variety radio station used the tagline "the best music of the 70s, 80s, and 90s." After 2000, they switched to "the best music of the 80s, 90s, and today." I figured they'd change again in 2010, but it's 2017 and they're still saying "80s, 90s, and today." I hope radio survives long enough for us to find out how they deal with the 2020s.

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Glacial Erratic
Posted by News Fetcher on June 08 '17 at 08:30 PM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

"This will take a while, which sucks, because I'm already so busy chiseling out igneous intrusions from rock formations and watching Youtube loops of the Superman fault-sealing scene over and over."

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Dubious Study
Posted by News Fetcher on June 06 '17 at 08:31 PM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

Sounds fine. I looked up the Academy, and it says on their MySpace page that their journal is peer-viewed and downloaded biannually.

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Drone Problems
Posted by News Fetcher on June 05 '17 at 08:10 AM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

On the other hand, as far as they know, my system is working perfectly.

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State Word Map
Posted by News Fetcher on June 01 '17 at 08:01 PM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

The top search for every state is PORN, except Florida, where it's SEX PORN.

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Voting Systems
Posted by News Fetcher on May 31 '17 at 06:01 AM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

Kenneth Arrow hated me because the ordering of my preferences changes based on which voting systems have what level of support. But it tells me a lot about the people I'm going to be voting with!

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Opening Crawl
Posted by News Fetcher on May 29 '17 at 06:01 AM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

Using a classic Timothy Zahn EU/Legends novel is bad enough, but at least the style and setting aren't too far off. If you really want to mess with people, try using Splinter of the Mind's Eye.

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Anti-Drone Eagles
Posted by News Fetcher on May 25 '17 at 08:10 PM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

It's cool, it's totally ethical--they're all programmed to hunt whichever bird of prey is most numerous at the moment, so they leave the endangered ones alone until near the end.

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Who?
Posted by News Fetcher on May 24 '17 at 06:40 AM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

Gonna feel even dumber when I realize that all this time he's been talking into a bluetooth thingy and we're not actually friends.

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Genetic Testing Results
Posted by News Fetcher on May 22 '17 at 06:40 AM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

That's very exciting! The bad news is that it's a risk factor for a lot of things.

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Doctor Visit
Posted by News Fetcher on May 18 '17 at 09:20 PM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

According to these blood tests, you're like 30% cereal.

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Machine Learning
Posted by News Fetcher on May 16 '17 at 09:21 PM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

The pile gets soaked with data and starts to get mushy over time, so it's technically recurrent.

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Rental Car
Posted by News Fetcher on May 14 '17 at 11:51 PM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

Technically, both cars are haunted, but the murder ghosts can't stand listening to the broken GPS for more than a few minutes.

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Okeanos
Posted by News Fetcher on May 11 '17 at 10:30 PM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

WHEN I WAS ON A BOAT I DROPPED MY PHONE CAN U LOOK FOR IT

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Random Obsessions
Posted by News Fetcher on May 09 '17 at 09:01 PM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

I take the view that "open-faced sandwiches" are not sandwiches, but all other physical objects are.

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Lunch Order
Posted by News Fetcher on May 07 '17 at 08:51 PM
By Randall Munroe from XKCD:

GO FOR LUNCH, REPEAT, GO FOR LUNCH.

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