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Enter The Review Dome
Posted by News Fetcher on August 30 '12 at 11:15 PM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
There is another Madden game out, a football simulator, and because I know you are starved for our incomparable insights into Sports we have done everything to encapsulate our crucial perspective in comic form.
I know people for whom the sum total of the “game industry” is Angry Birds, Madden, and Call of Duty. These are not vile “dudebros” - and let’s not bro-shame, if we can help it - they’re just people who can literally play like three games all year and feel like that was a good year. They’ve got a game to play with their friends, a game to play by themselves, and something to do in line at the Butt Store or whatever. As a point of comparison, I have been installing a game while typing this paragraph.
I love to read Bill Abner’s stuff about Madden over at No High Scores because he actually cares about it, and has the years of experience with games of this kind to contextualize the changes that arise in a game that is remade year after year. I’m not likely to start playing them anytime soon, but I do appreciate a peek into why someone would.
How much I like a Sporting Thing generally follows the pattern

Actual Sports < Videogames Of Sports < Boardgames Of Sports (???)

Which I understand is ridiculous, on some level. I also have an exception at the ready for Actual Sports, so you know it’s an Actual Rule and not some flimsy, waist-high assertion.
Once a company has had success on Kickstarter, it’s often parleyed into another success; I put in for Mantic’s Kings of War ancient skirmish thingy, which caused me to get a heads up on their next one: DreadBall.
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Enter The Review Dome
Posted by News Fetcher on August 30 '12 at 11:15 PM
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Relic Knights Stuff
Posted by News Fetcher on August 29 '12 at 11:00 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I backed Zombicide and said so, and then they put the Cardboard Tube Samurai in there, which was banging. This time around, they wanted to know if they could use Tycho and Gabe, which generally we don’t do, but they wanted to gussy them all up fiction and art-wise and I got curious. We let them go hog wild, and they worked crazy fast. Penny Arcade “cyphers” are their next stretch goal now, which is (at the time of this writing, at least) forty-eight hundred dollars away.

(CW)TB

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Zeboyd Pack Also Super Cheap, Son
Posted by News Fetcher on August 29 '12 at 10:15 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I loved working on Precipice with these guys, so I got to get their backs on this: they’ve got Cthulhu Saves The World and Breath of Death VII in a double pack (!) for a buck forty nine. THEY’VE GONE INSANE, etc.

(CW)TB

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The Universal Worm
Posted by News Fetcher on August 29 '12 at 10:15 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Worms have historically been a boon to farmers, engineering the soil for greater efficiency. The worms in Guild Wars 2’s human starter area are not these worms: their segmented bodies are seven feet of reeking, living sausage crammed into armored plates. Their matriarchs are like ravenous telephone poles. What do you you get for culling this demonic herd? The farmer will let you buy her shit, with a currency I didn’t even know I was earning. Mysteries within mysteries!
This isn’t a review or whatever; as I say right there, I just got in the door. But I have to wonder precisely how much more worm duty I can endure. Is it bioaccumulative? Sometimes I think I can feel it pooling in warm pockets throughout my trunk.
Twitter tells us that the act described in the third panel of today’s strip is called a “Key West Boomerang,” but I’m afraid to prove this assertion with a keyword search because then I might see what looks like.
On the “On The Rain-Slick Precipice Of Darkness 3” front, starting today and for the duration of PAX you can get the game for three bucks on Steam or on Xbox. Speaking of which, that’s how much it will be on Mobile platforms when they launch in October. It might be done before then, but there’s a lot that you can’t control about those things. We’ll play that part by ear.

The mobile versions include the free “Lair of The Seamstress” DLC out the gate, but everybody else should get that about the same time. The last DLC, which takes place before the game because that’s the optimally pretentious way to tell a story like this, should hit before Christmas.
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The Universal Worm
Posted by News Fetcher on August 28 '12 at 11:15 PM
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Dig Dug Strip At ShiftyLook
Posted by News Fetcher on August 27 '12 at 10:30 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I thought for sure they would not run this strip, and we would be asked to create a new one, but no! It’s right here, if you’re interested.

(CW)TB

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Campaign Mode
Posted by News Fetcher on August 27 '12 at 10:30 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I never really understood what the point of putting Bing on the Xbox was, other than the fact that they have a Bing and they want you to Bing stuff. I avoided it because I felt it was manipulative, like introducing me to your “cute cousin” who is “really cool” and who you think I “might have a lot in common with” who only uses “meth” “occasionally.” It’s presumptive. But the rest of their “experience” is so deep in the usability weeds right now that Global Search is the only way to pan shit out.
I’ll never see more than a single panel of their new Election Coverage for example, because I have ways to cull out their messaging almost in its entirety. Well, except for the “Use Bing” message, which I’ve apparently absorbed in toto. Hmm.

Broader cultural presence is the sort of “mission creep” that people have complained about for years, but that mission done crept; and it’s an aggregated good in my case, because every member of my family uses the Xbox now on essentially a daily basis. Brenna does not like games generally, she thinks they are not a good time investment absent some fitness purpose, but her comfort level with the device is such that she’ll actively seek those things out for herself. This is a profound development, and makes their largely aspirational “whole family fun” vibration seem tethered to reality in some way.
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Campaign Mode
Posted by News Fetcher on August 26 '12 at 11:15 PM
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The Dark Diary
Posted by News Fetcher on August 24 '12 at 09:45 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Doing things “together” is more or less our thing, here, Gabriel and I. Now, I had to horn in at the very beginning, but that’s only because I could see very plainly that uploading jpegs to the Internet was a compelling, unassailable business model.
I did not actually see that. But we rarely branch out individually, because most of our “urges” can be satisfied within the bonds of our bizarre matrimony. He does the occasional piece, I write the occasional song, or videogame or whatever, but ultimately each day has a set amount of hours. I think I could accomplish a lot in a universe with altered constraints.
We don’t have secrets in the traditional sense, things the other person might want or need to know but must be withheld for some reason, so when he started walking around with a literal book of secrets it was completely alien. I didn’t know how to contextualize it, so I didn’t. It was around this time that he made it very clear that it was full of secrets, speaking loudly about it to Kara on the phone, which spurred an ancient modus of seeking and acquisition deep within my animal self. I hadn’t been aware that it was a specific policy of exclusion! Now I was striking him with PVC rods on his bare feet. He takes the book with him to the bathroom, now. I grabbed it once, but he still remembers enough T’ai chi ch’uan to grip and seize.
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PAX PRIME!
Posted by News Fetcher on August 24 '12 at 09:30 AM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
We are one week away from PAX Prime people! ONE WEEK!

I’ve got some really important news to share with you about the show this year:

-We’re no longer handing out swag bags in the morning. At PAX East it caused a major traffic bottleneck and safety issue - we couldn’t give out bags at the same pace that people were coming in. So now, swag bags will be done buffet style in the Queue room AFTER 11:30 AM each day.

-Registration is at the Grand Hyatt Hotel this year. That’s on Pine and 7th.

-The Main Theatre is at the Paramount again. This is an incredible theatre and I’m really glad to have it again this year.

-If you can’t make it to PAX you can catch some of it online. Streaming of selected content will be found on paxsite.com

-Gabe out

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The Dark Diary
Posted by News Fetcher on August 23 '12 at 11:15 PM
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A Proprietary Blend
Posted by News Fetcher on August 22 '12 at 10:45 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
As suggested previously, I backed some hot sauce on Kickstarter which I understood was bizarre even as I was doing it and I await these “fluids” with an admixture of curiosity and terror.
I love turn based tactics “experiences,” whether they take place in the confines of an LCD or with handfuls of metal and plastic, but I will absolutely admit to being obsessed at this particular moment with the travails of tiny men. We’ve been playing our Warmachine tournaments with a “shot clock,” which (combined with the inescapable physicality of movement and resolution) runs an electric finger up your exposed spinal column.
Until this year, I’ve never attended a single event at San Diego Comic Con that wasn’t related to Penny Arcade in some way. After something like a fucking decade, I tracked down the tabletop room and sunk myself into a game called Malifaux that initially made no sense but, by the time I’d completed my first game, my animated doll-witch and her frost fiends had managed to defeat the samurai cowgirl(???).
It was completely diceless, which given my predilection specifically toward dice, worried me. I’ve played games with diceless resolution systems before, but they tend toward the storytelling end of the spectrum. In this case, something like a modified poker deck manages the numbers with solid theme and aplomb. It reminded me of something I’d heard about at PAX East, Relic Knights, which is currently being started via Kick. Their anime/pin-up vibe might not turn your crank, depending on the faction; systemically, though, buying attacks for models with their deck-based mana equivalent and tying draw to their actions got me cranked up.
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Drawrings
Posted by News Fetcher on August 22 '12 at 09:30 AM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
This isn’t official or anything, even though we have done a lot of work for Ubi in the past. This is just some fanart I did for a game I’m very excited to play.



click for the big version

Also, I picked up a new 3DS Xl this weekend and it’s pretty cool. The larger screen is great and it’s a nice piece of hardware. I’m curious though, am I the only one who finds it harder to get into the perfect 3D viewing position? It seems to be more difficult to get it right into that sweet spot where there is no headache inducing ghosting. I always seemed to have more trouble than my friends getting the 3DS to look right and the problem seems to be made worse by the larger screen. All the reviews I’ve read say just the opposite though. They say that finding that 3D sweet spot is easier with the XL. I wear glasses for astigmatism and I’ve always wondered if maybe that has something to do with it. Anyone else have this problem?

-Gabe out

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A Proprietary Blend
Posted by News Fetcher on August 22 '12 at 06:45 AM
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Legends Of Pegasus Ads Pulled
Posted by News Fetcher on August 20 '12 at 10:45 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Readers have made it clear that the game was released in a sorry state. I get excited about stuff, too; this was my call, though, and it wasn’t the right one. I’m sorry.

I’ll let you know if anything changes.

(CW)TB

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Apt
Posted by News Fetcher on August 20 '12 at 10:30 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Because “games don’t have good stories,” a good story can be right in front of us and we won’t see it. Or the game can be showing us something else, and it will move quickly, and we will become confused; in the face of these quick movings, our leftover rodent wetware isn’t always up to the task. Unless the game is about finding nuts, in which case we excel. 10000000 is the latest game in this genre; test my theory, and find its truth.
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow and Bayonetta - especially Bayonetta - are both examples of games with intriguing world build and execution that people are incredibly comfortable disregarding. Our own world is super big, and there are a lot of people in it, and there are things also, and many of these things are Not Nuts. We cull things out of our consciousness necessarily, because madness is the alternative. This mechanism is our servant, though, and we must occasionally verify that we are being well served.
There are parts of Darksiders II, as I’ve suggested, that are “cool” cool as opposed to merely “bitchin’.” It also has an undead king armored in bones called the Bonelord. But he’s well written, and well acted. But he’s still the Bonelord! Right? Van art. In toto, based on your own approach - how you’ve set your aperture - it’s a game that manages to possess and eat its own cake simultaneously. The first two games take place at the same time, and if we’re blessed with another one, perhaps it will also. The opportunity to put a bow on the series when they’re at their most experienced - to tell the “real” story they’ve revealed in parts - would be a hell of a trick. I didn’t mean that to a pun or whatever, but fuck it; we’re doing it live.
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Apt
Posted by News Fetcher on August 19 '12 at 11:15 PM
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I Don’t Even
Posted by News Fetcher on August 17 '12 at 09:45 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Heralded by a comic of exquisite manufacture, Team Fortress 2 became a cooperative game with the advent of Mann Vs. Machine.

Team Fortress 2 is the first game I install on a new machine, because I love the way it looks; it is also the first game I uninstall because I uninstall it immediately. Love for Team Fortress 2 is so universal that people generally assume I’m “trollin’” when I say so, but I might actually hate it. Nothing that happens in that game ever made sense. To me, obviously; please assume that when I say something I’m speaking from my own perspective. I once described it as twenty-four croquet balls banging around in a dryer, and that’s exactly how it feels. It’s FPS slapstick and it will not allow me to care about it.
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I Don’t Even
Posted by News Fetcher on August 16 '12 at 11:15 PM
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