Search News
News Category



News Title


AND       OR

News Text




Search Results
3121 News stories found
157 Pages of stories
1     2     3     4     5     6     7     8     9     10    11    12    13    14    15    16    17    18    19    20    21    22    23    24    25    26    27    28    29    30    31    32    33    34    35    36    37    38    39    40    41    42    43    44    45    46    47    48    49    50    51    52    53    54    55    56    57    58    59    60    61    62    63    64    65    66    67    68    69    70    71    72    73    74    75    76    77    78    79    80    81    82    83    84    85    86    87    88    89    90    91    92    93    94    95    96    97    98    99    100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157 
Accountability
Posted by News Fetcher on July 28 '11 at 11:15 PM
From Penny Arcade:


Read Replies (0)
Live Drawing
Posted by News Fetcher on July 28 '11 at 10:30 AM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
Watch live video from Penny Arcade on www.justin.tv

Read Replies (0)
The Pondiferous
Posted by News Fetcher on July 26 '11 at 11:15 PM
From Penny Arcade:


Read Replies (0)
Live Streaming
Posted by News Fetcher on July 26 '11 at 10:15 AM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
Watch live video from Penny Arcade on www.justin.tv

Read Replies (0)
Comic Con Panel
Posted by News Fetcher on July 26 '11 at 09:15 AM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
Another Comic Con has come and gone. I think that makes ten years in a row for us now. Thanks to everyone who stopped by the booth and bought some stuff or just said hi. We did a Q&A panel this year on Saturday night and it turns out it was recorded by Gamespot. The camera work is a bit crazy but if you want to check it out you can do so right here.
-Gabe out

Read Replies (0)
The New Shit
Posted by News Fetcher on July 25 '11 at 09:00 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I am not very good at social networking.

Twitter is the extent of the phenomenon that I’ve been able to integrate, and badly. I’d like to say that it’s because I’m simply too old, but my mom Books Face like a motherfucker, and she’s the crone of the Triple Goddess. I’ve got an overgrown Facebook profile somewhere that I’ve forgotten the password to, every now and then I get a tiny squeak from the service which suggests that I am letting people down, to which I mentally reply yes, obviously. That is my thing.

The problem is that the games on Facebook are now at the level of what I would call, well, “games” (to coin a phrase). I like those, and they’re being made by more and more of the people I actually care about, so I’m stuck. STUCK. I don’t want to go where everybody knows my name, in direct contradiction of the ancient wisdom. I want to go where I am the only person there.

For reasons which explicate themselves, as a thirty five year old man I don’t spend a lot of time with young women half my age. The only context where this kind of thing has even a remote glimpse of propriety is when a person matching this description comes to the booth, and I sit behind the booth. There is an alteration beyond known mathematics to the ratios of people coming to see us now, to the point that it’s rapidly approaching women at fifty percent, many of them from the generation of geeks that will inherit our enterprise.

< article continued at Penny Arcade >

Read Replies (0)
The New Shit
Posted by News Fetcher on July 24 '11 at 11:15 PM
From Penny Arcade:


Read Replies (0)
Annservice, Part Four
Posted by News Fetcher on July 21 '11 at 11:30 PM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Now you know why the series is called Annservice. I begged Gabriel to end the series this way, because I felt confident it would be awesome, even though it’s a fairly naked supplication of the reader somewhat outside the Gag Strip Milieu. I especially appreciate him letting me have Panel 3, particularly since he isn’t a fan in the least and may even be the opposite of a fan. Usually that term would mean something like &ldquo;opponent,&rdquo; but in this case I think it clearly means villain.

I had half a mind to bring my Xbox down to the show, just to play more Bastion.

I love everything about Narrators, even the unreliable ones, and the game’s exquisite use of this trick - and the gifted actor they’ve slotted in the role - is a Wow Device with the Captivator set at maximum. His voice is like wrapping yourself in a quilt straight from the dryer. There is much to like about the game; just on the edge of too clever, it’s got sentiment without going twee. Eloquent, demonstrative art. On a primal level, it have nice playings; it fun to hit beast. At the end of the day, though... that voice. The warmth.

Also, it was written by Greg Kasavin, and you know where I stand on the all-important Kasavin issue.

< article continued at Penny Arcade >

Read Replies (0)
Annservice, Part Three
Posted by News Fetcher on July 19 '11 at 11:15 PM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Tonight is Preview Night at the San Diego Comic Con, a very particular sort of environ, the very moment when the scab is ripped off the show and it begins to suppurate.

It’s actually very strange to sit under those lights as long as we do in there, it is unlike existence in key ways, and they crank the air conditioning up (or, more accurately, down) to cryogenic levels to prepare the hall for its imminent colonization. It’s so cold in there that you literally start grabbing things off of your own shelves and begin wearing them. You experiment with &ldquo;layers&rdquo; not just for the couture factor but also in order to fucking survive.

We will be available for anything you may require this evening at booth 1334, shivering even though we are mummified in our own merchandise, wracked with spasms like fever victims, bound up in dark dreams. Come for the con exclusive merchandise, stay for the lunatic prophecies.

Speaking specifically to the former, Erika’s Gamer Crest design is officially rad, with some Latinasty from Brian to the tune of &ldquo;I Came, I Saw, I Waited.&rdquo; We might have other versions of the shirt at some point, but this one is specific to the show; the superbear in the upper right quadrant establishes its unique role in the SDCC ecosystem.



We also have Kiko’s &ldquo;Keep Calm & Respawn shirt in an alternate color for the show. I don't entirely know what this color is called. I asked Gabriel if it was more &ldquo;merlot&rdquo; than &ldquo;plum,&rdquo; and he pursed his lips. &ldquo;It’s dark red,&rdquo; he said.

< article continued at Penny Arcade >

Read Replies (0)
Annservice, Part Two
Posted by News Fetcher on July 17 '11 at 11:15 PM
From Penny Arcade:


Read Replies (5)
Third Rate
Posted by News Fetcher on June 08 '11 at 09:30 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Seeing first-run movies - without slurping them from the Web as a succession of isolated datoids - is something that doesn’t really happens.

When we got in the day before for the Tournament, then, and there was nothing to require our grim attentions, I saw not one but two movies because God Dammit there are movies out, and I’m fi’in to watch up on some of them. I saw Bridesmaids after dinner, a movie which should and must be seen; I saw X-Men: First Class not one hour after we landed. I did not like it, but I can’t say that I didn’t enjoy it. I don’t know if I’ve laughed harder at any time this year.

That sounds churlish, and I ain’t wanna be churlin’. I’m genuinely grateful for any opportunity to feel joy, and if I happen to have found that in the sheltered place between their intentions and their execution, I’m no less obliged. There are many great individual moments, a genuinely well-drawn relationship at the core, and then a lot of &ldquo;what&rdquo; and occasionally some &ldquo;i don’t even.&rdquo;

The writing process for this strip was fraught with peril. When I suggested a character called Hindsight, Gabriel suggested that I was returning to the Hindsight Well; I’m not sure such a well exists. I also suggested a fourth hero, The Visible Man, whose "ability" is that he is incredibly easy to see. Like, really easy. He said no. It is in this way that a great house approaches dissolution.

Trying to seize the tiller on this E3 news has all the danger and excitement of wrestling a firehose to Earth. We are trying to absorb it, even as we rapidly approach saturation, and still we return. I can tell you what I think is most interesting, so far:

< article continued at Penny Arcade >

Read Replies (0)
Third Rate
Posted by News Fetcher on June 07 '11 at 11:15 PM
From Penny Arcade:


Read Replies (0)
Rein It In, Maybe
Posted by News Fetcher on June 05 '11 at 11:15 PM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Seizing on the incredible density of industry folk just before E3, Jamie constructed the First Annual Child’s Play Invitational Golf Tournament. Our policy is essentially to look real hard at the kind of thing an actual charity would do, and then do that, in the same way that wearing daddy's coat makes one indistinguishable from a grown-up.

Gabriel was &ldquo;Varsity&rdquo; in Golf when we were in high school, something I always take great pains to announce, his varsitaity, even though I have no idea what it actually means to be Varsity. I know there is a Junior Varsity, and that theirs is surely a scrabbling and threadbare sort of existence, but that’s it. As for Gabriel: I saw him put the ball in the ball-hole thingy, the cup, at seventy yards once.

It’s a long ways. And the balls they use in this game are incredibly small.

No seventy yard drops yesterday, but there were ridiculous feats and the associated derring-do. Chipped-in &ldquo;birds&rdquo; and putts beyond any reasonable expectations of success were not uncommon. We did not win the tournament, but our clan showed virtue throughout. We were partnered with an elite cadre of golfomancers that I am proud to call brothers: Shieldbearer, Trap Addict, and... Ken, who never got a nickname. Not because he didn’t deserve one. He was just very... I mean, you know. He was just very Ken about everything.

< article continued at Penny Arcade >

Read Replies (0)
The New Kid!
Posted by News Fetcher on June 03 '11 at 01:15 PM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
If you follow my twitter than you already know the exciting news. If not, then get your ass ready for some exciting news!

Yesterday it was announced that our comic idea &ldquo;The New Kid&rdquo; has been optioned by Paramount with the intention of turning it into an animated feature length movie! I got a lot of questions yesterday via the Twitters and honestly I don’t know much more than that. Here’s what I can say:

-Tycho and I worked very closely with Gary to flesh out the world of the New Kid and develop a movie plot.

-Gary is a friend of ours and a very talented writer. This is not the first time we have trusted him with one of our babies. You might remember that he wrote an amazing Automata storyline not too long ago.

- This does not mean that you will see the New Kid in theatres next summer. Paramount has it now and they will decide if and when to make the movie. Obviously this is a HUGE deal for us and my fingers are crossed that this thing picks up steam right away but you never know. Don’t worry, I’ll keep you guys updated.

-Gabe out

Read Replies (0)
New Penny Arcade Television
Posted by News Fetcher on June 03 '11 at 10:15 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Here is Episode One of young Fehlauer’s Bachelor Ritual. As weekends go, this one ranks pretty high.

(CW)TB

Read Replies (0)
Now With More Death
Posted by News Fetcher on June 03 '11 at 10:15 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
We were tremendous fans of the original Darksiders, and wanted a sequel very much, with the knowledge that we would never get one more or less an assumption. Absorption rates for its gleeful pop-apocalyptic gumbo varied substantially - it had a strange voice and a grab bag of &ldquo;greatest hits&rdquo; type features that were either, again, gleeful or evidence of some worrisome deficit.

Imagine our surprise, the elastic snap of our returned vigor, when we saw there was another one en route. This information was punctuated with a Game Informer cover that (like everything else Joe Mad) is essentially balls-out and fully how-ya-like-me-now. It’s fucking insane, and I authorize you to enjoy it. I’m not entirely sure it can be parodied, but that didn’t stop us from trying.

The CoD Elite thing from Wednesday put me in mind of the Rockstar Pass, which I thought was beyond fascinating and might even be genius. It’s only genius because of where it happened, though: on a box what’s fer playin’ them vidyagames. In any other context, a business model where you offered consumers a volume discount would simply be... well, it would be what happens all days.

< article continue at Penny Arcade >

Read Replies (0)
Now With More Death
Posted by News Fetcher on June 02 '11 at 11:15 PM
From Penny Arcade:


Read Replies (0)
New Shirt!
Posted by News Fetcher on June 02 '11 at 10:00 AM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
We have a new T-shirt available in the store. The new design has Gabe making what I like to call his &ldquo;hipster-douchebag&rdquo; face. In the comic he was talking about free-range pokemon but we’ve given you some blank spaces to flaunt your own indie cred.



I got a mail last week from Paul of Paul and Storm and he directed my attention towards a recent tweet of his.



They decided to fill in the blanks themselves implying that we stole the shirt idea from them. They even went so far as to suggest that we &ldquo;suck it.&rdquo; In his email he goes on to say:

&ldquo;Just playin' with you guys...&rdquo;

I certainly appreciate him starting some shit and I am more than happy to "play" along. However I’d like to point out that I’ve been starting shit on the Internet since before they made their first Weird Al cover band.

So your twitter was cute but here is how a pro does it:

First of all I want to thank Paul for sending me an email with a link to his twitter (I can never remember, is he the one that doesn't talk?) . I think that sort of defeats the purpose of twitter but to be fair, I would not have seen it otherwise. If you insult someone on your twitter and they don’t read it does it make a noise?

Obviously we didn’t steal the idea from Paul and Storm but that doesn’t really matter. They are upset and I think an apology is owed. So here it is: Dear Jonathan Coulton, I am very sorry for angering your pet musicians.

-Gabe out

< article continue at Penny Arcade >

Read Replies (0)
Hunted
Posted by News Fetcher on June 01 '11 at 03:15 PM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
Tycho and I have been playing through L.A. Noire here at the office. Initially we were both blown away by the technology and the story. After wrapping up the homicide desk and moving up to Vice I was getting a bit bored. I began to look at the game much like a real detective might look at a desk full of open cases and imagine the hours he will need to spend interviewing lying assholes. I have to say this Rockstar game kept me playing much longer than any other but eventually I got tired and gave up, just like I did with all their previous titles. It feels like I am given an incredible open world and then asked to do the same thing over and over again. Oh well, I still consider it a great game and I feel like it was worth my time and money.

The only reason I mention that is I think it might have something to do with why I like Hunted: Demon’s Forge so much. I think it’s functioning as a sort of palette cleanser. It’s a light game that goes down easy and doesn’t leave any after taste. The combat is fun, I like the way they handle loot, the magic system is well designed, and it’s occasionally very funny. Visually Hunted looks good pretty much all the time and actually looks great every once in a while. It’s got some clever puzzles and a ton of hidden areas to find and explore.

I’m playing it by myself so I can’t talk much about the co-op side of it. Tycho and I gave split screen a try here in the office and found the game too busy to really play in such a small window. I will say that even with the A.I. partner the ways the game lets you work together in combat are really fun. Having the warrior send all the enemies around him up into the air with a spell and then picking them off with the archer is a real treat. I imagine this stuff is even cooler when it’s your friend helping you out rater than a computer.

< article continue at Penny Arcade >

Read Replies (0)
Sorry About The Links
Posted by News Fetcher on June 01 '11 at 12:15 PM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
We've got a new backend on the way, and our current backend is jealous. It inserts backslashes in places that backslashes aren't required.

(CW)TB

Read Replies (0)