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On The Worst Day of Christmas, Part Two
Posted by News Fetcher on December 25 '17 at 03:21 PM
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New Comic: On The Worst Day of Christmas, Part Two

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The Worst Day Of Christmas, Part One
Posted by News Fetcher on December 22 '17 at 12:50 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I wasn’t there when it happened, but I’m told that Ronia and her incredibly smart friend Sarah cracked the case on this Santa shit, and Brenna folded quick. I might have done more to safeguard the tradition, but Brenna occupies a realm of perfect honesty - a realm so dedicated to the virtue that our son had an operating knowledge of prostitution when he was five. I should say I don’t have a problem with the policy. I’d much rather train them to hit us up before Google, even if they’re going to Google eventually. Generally speaking whatever…

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On The Worst Day of Christmas, Part One
Posted by News Fetcher on December 22 '17 at 12:51 AM
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New Comic: On The Worst Day of Christmas, Part One

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More Lore
Posted by News Fetcher on December 21 '17 at 11:31 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
Her mother called her Walnut. First, because she was small. When Walnut was less small, there were other reasons to call her thus. She was sweet, but secretly so; tender, though few were allowed to know. And there was power, too; great power, her birthright as a Daughter of the Enclave. A sky-piercing power. If only she could sit still. Her mother pretended not to be delighted by the green sap that ran so quickly in her. She may have invested herself in greater worry if she’d known how precisely the girl spent her days. After a…

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Two Thousand And Late
Posted by News Fetcher on December 20 '17 at 11:22 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
At some point, Ubisoft - which had theretofore been enunciating the annual release deathmarch decreed by the Market Elders - decided to release a game and then stay awhile. They also paused Assassin’s Creed, but I don’t know if they did as a corollary to the new policy or because they needed to plant legumes there because the soil was out of nitrogen. I wonder if it was a heavy lift over there, rhetorically. I think they make more bets of a larger scale than anyone operating at their tier and I think that annual releases are good for Quarterly Calls, but these two…

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Two Thousand And Late
Posted by News Fetcher on December 20 '17 at 10:02 AM
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New Comic: Two Thousand And Late

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It Burns Us
Posted by News Fetcher on December 18 '17 at 01:31 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
We need to entertain the idea that is was a joke, one of these Ha Has youths are always entertaining themselves with. But it is true: members of The “C” Team did conspire at the event to consort with another. Tonight, that is to say Monday at 7:00 PST, there is an AMA featuring the precious “C” Team. They’re a good time investment. That doesn’t sound like a compliment, but it’s probably the best one I have. They are a worthy investment of the only true resource. I have a cool art piece from Kris Straub that is an incredibly…

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It Burns Us
Posted by News Fetcher on December 18 '17 at 01:10 AM
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New Comic: It Burns Us

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Shivering In The Jeweled Dark
Posted by News Fetcher on December 15 '17 at 03:51 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
Sometimes my friend Amy Falcone says that something is “a lot,” and now Gorborath has adopted it. Generally something is “a lot” when you “can’t even.” That’s the threshold. I feel like 52 billion dollars is a lot. I can’t contextualize it in any way. Numbers that big trail off into occult geometries, chthonic vibrations, and hissing parselmouth. It feels like we’ve entered the Epoch Of Gargantua; these are creatures whose slightest movement carves valleys. I really like a lot of the stuff they make,…

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Shivering In The Jeweled Dark
Posted by News Fetcher on December 15 '17 at 03:51 PM
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New Comic: Shivering In The Jeweled Dark

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Lore Galore
Posted by News Fetcher on December 15 '17 at 03:51 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
The Sword of the Conqueror Notes compiled 1489 DR (AC, SCRTRN) Long ago, there was said to be a great King whose Gray Fortress dwelt both in Shadow and in Light. And from this palace, which had a face of cruel stone, the King built two kingdoms - one in each realm. The Forces of Light in the story - in literal terms, the Armies of the Prime Material - could not break the Grey, nor could the Forces of Shadow. In time an alliance was formed between these two armies, and a weapon forged to mark that bond. Called Schism, it was a flexible spear of eleven and one half feet in…

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Aspirational Truths
Posted by News Fetcher on December 15 '17 at 03:51 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I feast on spoilers; I actively seek them out. I typically read the last page of a book first - just one more way in which I am an iconoclast, whose zesty street wisdom is incalculable by the undifferentiated Norm. The problem is that there exists a kind of Reverse Market for this type of illicit information, and it’s generally flooded with nonsense. I have a ton of PAX South news to get to, so let’s jump in. First, we had a demo of True Dungeon set up last year, and it was incredible We are overjoyed to have the full thing this year, and our joy is further…

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Aspirational Truths
Posted by News Fetcher on December 15 '17 at 03:51 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Aspirational Truths

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Twitch ALL DAY
Posted by News Fetcher on December 15 '17 at 03:51 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
Here’s what’s going on there today: 10:00 - CRAFTOMANCY w/ Dani Hartell and Eric Benson 12:00 - Acquisitions Intoxicated 1:30 - Gabriel The Art Angel 3:00 - High Heavens (Tabletop Sponsored stream) (CW)TB

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Drumroll
Posted by News Fetcher on December 11 '17 at 12:21 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
(Here’s the strip. I’ve never had a single interaction with Geoff Keighley that wasn’t good, so there’s no beef; I just do a lot of public appearances too and it’s a very fragile time. Here’s today’s Acquisitions Incorporated: The “C” Team fic, with art by Kate Welch, that is to say, Rosie Beestinger.) Like a spring icicle, the protection money continued to drip, drip, drip. It had started with Marvin from the New Ironbark Inn. He’d settled in the northern tip of Red Larch after fleeing the destruction of Nemezir,…

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Drumroll
Posted by News Fetcher on December 11 '17 at 12:12 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Drumroll

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Form Arms And Torso
Posted by News Fetcher on December 08 '17 at 12:11 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I’ve wanted to see The Last Jedi ever since I got out of the theater for The Force Awakens. Arguably, I’ve wanted to see it ever since I knew there was such a thing as Star Wars. You know me; I’ve wanted people to ask hard questions about these fucking Space Wizards from the jump. It seems like we might be getting there? Anyway, it’s out next week and that seems a little crazy, but I am “not mad at it.” It technically starts showing before the 15th, a day we call the 14th. So the day of our Dinner is also when this thoroughly…

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Form Arms And Torso
Posted by News Fetcher on December 08 '17 at 12:11 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Form Arms And Torso

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Lore + Store
Posted by News Fetcher on December 07 '17 at 10:51 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
The Little Mouth was coiled, asleep, around the dagger that was its child. The weapon had been a challenge from one of the Meals It Could Not Eat, the smallest of the giants whose hair was spun from star-silver. The Little Mouth had made quick work of the thing; it had made itself Large, and it had chirped well, cowing the blade into submission. The voice in the dagger became still, and slept for a time. Now, when it spoke, it spoke as a sleeper does: in portents and mouthfuls of dream. It spoke of Ras Nsi, who had once held it. It spoke of the flesh it had…

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Weaponized
Posted by News Fetcher on December 06 '17 at 01:31 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
As is firmly established, I really, really like it when reviews for a game do not generate consensus. It can mean a few different things: for example, it might be a bad game game whose fetishists tolerate (or even laud) its worst tendencies. I’m certainly guilty of this; that fact that I don’t “see art” means that there’s an entire band of data I don’t perceive and it leads to tension between myself and my friend Glob. In my defense, I played text adventures and games I had to load from cassette tapes, and my aesthetics haven’t…

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