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Teef
Posted by News Fetcher on December 08 '10 at 11:15 AM
Penny Arcade:


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Last Day For Standard Shipping
Posted by News Fetcher on December 08 '10 at 11:00 AM
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On our store, I mean. That's what Robert is telling me. (CW)TB

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Teef
Posted by News Fetcher on December 08 '10 at 10:45 AM
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I suspect that when it comes to fathers and sons, it would be easier to count the truths than the lies. Just this morning, Elliot wanted to know how Ronia was born, and I had no intention of depicting this scenario with any granularity. Instead, I told him that I found her in a shell underwater. It was more elaborate than that, but only because he kept tugging on the thread and I had to arrange ever more elaborate falsehoods to distract him: there were grey sharks adorned in sunken treasure, and a Crab King who laid a garland of ...

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Precipice Chapter Fifteen
Posted by News Fetcher on December 07 '10 at 03:45 PM
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Heading downtown to the Child's Play dinner now, tux in tow, but I just uploaded the next bit. (CW)TB

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Teef
Posted by News Fetcher on December 07 '10 at 12:15 AM
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Teef

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Deck The Walls
Posted by News Fetcher on December 06 '10 at 02:30 PM
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We are really big fans of Kiko's "Twisp Argyle" design, which is on hoodies and shirts for girls and boys. Such big fans, in fact, that we bothered him about making wallpapers for a super long time. Ultimately, he relented - and you are the beneficiaries. First, screens for your phone, both for the Lock Screen and the Wallpaper. And then, a variety of sizes for your computer. 1920x1200 - 1920x1080 - 1680x1050 1600x1200 - 1280x1024 - 1280x800 Thanks, Keek. (CW)TB

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Clarity
Posted by News Fetcher on December 06 '10 at 10:30 AM
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The last time my father left, for real this time, the legal document that came to define our relationship decreed that I had to go there every other weekend. I'm not especially good at being told what to do, by anybody, and neither is he, so when I'd go to the trailer he lived in to angrily serve out my sentence he was rarely ever there. I did what any eighteen year old would do in this situation: I took advantage of his deep roster of top shelf liquor, perused his library of intense VHS erotica, and played darts. I ...

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Clarity
Posted by News Fetcher on December 06 '10 at 12:15 AM
Penny Arcade:


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Penny Arcade Cases For iPhone 4 (!)
Posted by News Fetcher on December 03 '10 at 05:30 PM
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Our friend Jeremy Chung (who makes a cameo in this episode of PATV) wanted to know if he could make some Penny Arcade cases for the iPhone 4. We said yes! We would never refuse him anything. They look like this: And you can buy them hereat his store Sweet Kitty. (CW)TB

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Do Not Want
Posted by News Fetcher on December 03 '10 at 10:30 AM
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When everybody discovers a new wargame at the same time, there's an atmosphere of sharing that accompanies it; everyone is curious about what everyone else can do. You'll read a stat block, and say "Oh no! That's some bullshit!" but you don't mean that it's actually unfair, you mean that it's novel or interesting. Then, once you've had to contend with their "interesting" two-story ice axe or their "novel" dual artillery subsystem that operates according to its own primitive intellect, you think that maybe it's bullshit according to Webster and not bullshit in some colloquial usage. It takes some real ...

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Do Not Want
Posted by News Fetcher on December 03 '10 at 12:15 AM
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Ha!
Posted by News Fetcher on December 01 '10 at 03:30 PM
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I'm writing the notes for our seventh compilation at the moment, which means heading back through a year I only dimply remember. It may be the same for you. For example, did you remember this? You can click on it, if you want. (CW)TB

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A New Spin On An Old Favorite
Posted by News Fetcher on December 01 '10 at 11:30 AM
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Every year at the Child's Play Dinner (sold out, or I'd make that text a link) we auction an appearance in the strip that sometimes culminates in "Charity Brawls," so intense is the desire to be rendered in Gabriel's hand. Last year, it was Popcap's John Vechey. I'll let you know who gets it this time, so that you may be tantalized preemptively. Lots of tiny ideas today, maybe too many. Let the purge begin: - When I mentioned that I had gotten into painting miniatures after years of avoiding it for some kind of stupid made-up reason, I didn't ...

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Tis the season...to buy shit
Posted by News Fetcher on December 01 '10 at 10:00 AM
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I apologize if you are sick and or tired of hearing about our fabulous wares but it must me done. You will find many people online questioning the “give the things you make away for free” business model. I admit it is a tricky thing to make work but a big part of it is merchandise sales and there is no bigger time of year for selling stuff than the holidays. I’ve seen more than one syndicated cartoonist say that web-cartoonists are just a bunch of T-Shirt sales men. To that I say “bullshit...we also sell prints.” If you know ...

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A New Spin On An Old Favorite
Posted by News Fetcher on December 01 '10 at 12:15 AM
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Cyber Monday (?)
Posted by News Fetcher on November 29 '10 at 02:00 PM
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We have a store which has things in it - things you may buy. Limited editionJim Darkmagic PortraitsandBook Six Hard Covers, for example. Dickwolves Pennants. Terrifying argyle cats onT-shirtsundHoodies. Move Minor Standard shirts inLadies' sizes. And so very much more. Today is the last day to get a free Subway posterand sticker set if you spend sixty bucks. Also, and this is a little weird, but also kind of cool, if you're in the 98121 zip code and you order four hundred dollars worth of stuff, we will come to your house and deliver it if you want. We will ...

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Fundamentally Accurate
Posted by News Fetcher on November 29 '10 at 12:00 PM
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Gabriel is under the weather, slipping in and out of consciousness, and his condition has given him terrifying glimpses into the after-now - but he managed to produce today's strip, even in this prophetic state. I should have asked him to tell me what this Wednesday's comic was, while he was still suffused with future-stuff. That would have saved me a lot of time. The widely recognized and thoroughly enunciated fear is that content is being withheld from releases to sell a la carte after the fact. So what happens when that DLC grows, itself, into a full retail product? ...

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Additional Boys
Posted by News Fetcher on November 26 '10 at 11:30 AM
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There were a few more jinks in reserve. These are aged jinks, comparable to a smoky Gouda. I don't really know what to do with myself when staying at Brenna's parents, as an adjunct, tucked into the curls of nested parentheses. Aside from generating forced syntactical comparisons, I never really know what I'm supposed to do at a given moment - where my actual coordinate in the family hierarchy is. One thing is certain: there are no paints here, and no tiny men to apply them to. It's a grisly state of affairs, but I have taken my solace in ...

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PATV
Posted by News Fetcher on November 26 '10 at 11:15 AM
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It being Friday, there is new episode of Penny Arcade: The Series. Specifically, The Proposal. Also called "Erika: The Series." (CW)TB

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Merchandising!
Posted by News Fetcher on November 26 '10 at 10:15 AM
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As a young man I worked a series of retail jobs at Toys R Us and then Circuit City. With out a doubt the worst day to work was Black Friday. I used to dread having to come in and deal with the insane people who showed up for all the deals. I remember one year at Circuit City we were offering a “free” computer. It was a shitty Compaq and you had to sign up for like four years of AOL to get all the rebates. You’d be surprised how many people don’t read the fine print. When they ...

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