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The Bright Side
Posted by News Fetcher on January 01 '10 at 08:30 AM
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PAX EAST!
Posted by News Fetcher on December 30 '09 at 01:30 PM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
This is just a friendly reminder that the last day to get the early bird deal for PAX East pre-registration is December 31st (Tomorrow). Also due to the incredible response to the show, we'll need more Enforcers than we originally guessed. If you'd like to apply please grab this application and mail it to Kristin our Enforcer Mom. -Gabe out

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Resomolutions
Posted by News Fetcher on December 30 '09 at 12:15 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
This is the kind of conversation we have after we've been separated for a week. The throughput gets redlined with a thorough, almost reptilian, probably repulsive masculinity. It's barely coherent, as data; it's more like an extended club mix of caged animal impulses. So, um... enjoy(?). The demo for Army of Two: The 40th Day has a difficult job - the resuscitation of a comatose brand - so if it falters in this task, perhaps it may be forgiven. I had a fairly complex relationship with the original game, as you may recall - one that travelled through a place ...

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Resomolutions
Posted by News Fetcher on December 30 '09 at 12:15 AM
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2009 Dickerdoodle Gallery
Posted by News Fetcher on December 28 '09 at 02:45 PM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
The Gallery is very NSFW! I've created a gallery with some of my favorite entries from this year. Take a look and see if you recognize any of your friends munching on cookie dicks. Thanks again to everyone who participated. -Gabe out

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How The Illithid Stole Lolthmas, Part Four
Posted by News Fetcher on December 28 '09 at 11:30 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Was the Illithid ultimately able to steal Lolthmas? Can Lolthmas truly be stolen? The final page may contain these answers. We will try, I repeat try, to wait a year before doing that again. I italicized that second "try" to emphasize the difficulty therein. I'm a little afraid to see Sherlock Holmes, not so afraid that I won't see it, certainly, but still: fear. As a palliative, I have taken several doses of The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, which stars the incredibly rad Jeremy Brett. If it were not thoroughly impossible, I would say that he was the inspiration for ...

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Dickerdoodle Winners!
Posted by News Fetcher on December 28 '09 at 11:00 AM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
This year's Dickerdoodle contest was awesome. You guys are a sick bunch of fuckers. Choosing a top three was no easy task but I've finally done it. First Place goes to Breanne! I have looked at this image probably a hundred times and I still laugh. Something about the expression on the cat's face just kills me. It's like he's not trying to show off or boast. This is his massive dong and you just need to deal with it. If you can't come to terms with his giant shlong that's your problem not his. Second Place goes to Robert! ...

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How The Illithid Stole Lolthmas, Part Four
Posted by News Fetcher on December 28 '09 at 09:45 AM
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How The Illithid Stole Lolthmas, Part Three
Posted by News Fetcher on December 25 '09 at 12:15 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I hope that you are having an unambiguously merry Christmas. Or a hopi Schneikel, or a gurd Nachtouph, or whatever they have where you are. I hope that whatever phenomenon best epitomizes your native winterfest is in plentiful supply. The Illithid continues to Steal him some Lolthmas, as can be plainly seen. I'm still coming to terms with the fact that Gabriel (of all people) suggested we do a Seuss parody that takes place in the Underdark. Oh, I'll take it. Hell yes. I'm no dummy. But sometimes, not every day, but often, I do wonder where this greasy Doppelganger ...

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How The Illithid Stole Lolthmas, Part Three
Posted by News Fetcher on December 25 '09 at 12:15 AM
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PAX East!
Posted by News Fetcher on December 23 '09 at 10:15 AM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
We assumed that the first year of PAX East would be a slightly smaller event than PAX West. This is a new show in a new venue and we just figured it would take a few years for people to really warm up to it. Imagine our surprise when looking at pre-registration numbers, it became clear that PAX East would be as big if not bigger than our Seattle show. I can't believe I'm saying this about the first year of PAX East, but if pre-registration keeps going like this we will probably have to cap attendance just like we ...

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How The Illithid Stole Lolthmas, Part Two
Posted by News Fetcher on December 23 '09 at 12:15 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Page Two of "How The Illithid Stole Lolthmas" is now available. Hopefully that's a good thing? Every now and then I am allowed to write poetry for the site, and I relish the opportunity. It's something I do more or less constantly anyway: if I crack an egg, for example, typically the egg cracking is accompanied by a song which details the process. I turned in a couple papers for AP English in verse. They were not well received. After playing Modern Warfare virtually every night since its release, the most recent round of "sploitz" punctured the ritual in a ...

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How The Illithid Stole Lolthmas, Part Two
Posted by News Fetcher on December 23 '09 at 12:15 AM
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How The Illithid Stole Lolthmas, Part One
Posted by News Fetcher on December 21 '09 at 11:30 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Prepare yourself for four full days of D&D related wankery. For edification purposes, "Illithid" is an even dorkier way to say Mind Flayer. As for Mind Flayers, this comic tells you pretty much everything you need to know. I tend to think of DS games by the number of times I have to charge the device. Superficially, it seems like a time metric - but it's more a metric of personal investment. It has a naturalistic vibe, like analyzing tree rings or something. The life of even a single charge on any DS model is long enough that if you ...

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How The Illithid Stole Lolthmas, Part One
Posted by News Fetcher on December 21 '09 at 08:15 AM
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An Actual, Real Film
Posted by News Fetcher on December 18 '09 at 12:15 PM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I'm on record as saying that game length isn't an especially good indicator of, well, anything really, except perhaps game length, of which it may be considered a key indicator. I do find it interesting however that - at completion - I've played Might and Magic: Clash of Heroes four times longer than I played Uncharted 2, even including the multiplayer. Considering the thirty dollar ante, this is a ri-goddam-diculous amount of entertainment for the money - in raw dollars, it is quite likely the master of the season. With the defeated campaign hanging from my belt like a grisly ...

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PATV
Posted by News Fetcher on December 18 '09 at 10:45 AM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
It's Friday and that means a new show on PATV. Today we've got episode three of the series available and next Friday will be the premiere of Blamimations. This particular episode is about the writing process but it's not one of the video podcasts I mentioned earlier. Those are called the 4th Panel and they are just like the podcasts in that you're sort of a fly on the wall while we make a comic strip. This episode has some writing in it, but it's more us talking about how we make PA. We've got lots more great shows in ...

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An Actual, Real Film
Posted by News Fetcher on December 18 '09 at 10:45 AM
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A Selective Reading
Posted by News Fetcher on December 16 '09 at 11:00 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
The Dante's Inferno demo is a demo that must be played. It's funny, but given what they're attempting here it really shouldn't be. Weird is the word; it's the result of so many warring drives that teasing out the throughline becomes difficult. You can impale dudes on your scythe and them throw them, which has kind of a lacrosse vibe. Lacrosse it pretty cool. Outside of that, I'm not sure I have much use for it. Though far from the only electronic reader available, the Kindle is deeply representative of the form - iconic in a way, an attempt to ...

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A Selective Reading
Posted by News Fetcher on December 16 '09 at 12:15 AM
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