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Acquisitions Incorporated: The Series
Posted by News Fetcher on April 25 '16 at 01:32 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
Is only too terrifyingly real, and the teaser - its agent upon the Earth - can be found here. (CW)TB

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The LZ
Posted by News Fetcher on April 25 '16 at 12:12 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: The LZ

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Performance Anxiety
Posted by News Fetcher on April 21 '16 at 11:21 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Performance Anxiety

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Performance Anxiety
Posted by News Fetcher on April 21 '16 at 11:21 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I’m a little nervous about the Overwatch competition on Saturday, for all the reasons you would ordinarily be nervous and then a whole host of brand-new, custom fears borne of today’s casual, civic surveillance ecosystem. Something weird happened, where when we started practicing with our teams and playing up a rivalry that was wholly performative in nature, we both started to take it very seriously and it became real. I remembered why we don’t do this, why it’s caustic to our union, and how much harder it makes the manufacturing of jpegs, which are…

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Bumper Crop
Posted by News Fetcher on April 20 '16 at 11:41 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I feel like “DILF” as a slab of nomenclature is not hard to figure out, even if you’ve never heard it before. There’s certain types of people you want to F; and I’m not gonna judge. Some of them start with D. Whatever. It’s fine. You know, and maybe there are other Ds you don’t want to F, and that’s fine too. F only those Ds which are the most vaguely rugged in a kind of civilized, wholly untested way. I had a friend of mine over last night to check out some virtual realms, you know, like you do, and I thought…

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Hawtch-Hawtch
Posted by News Fetcher on April 20 '16 at 10:22 AM
By Gabe@penny-arcade.com (Gabe) from Penny Arcade:
The number of watch related activities I’m participating in at PAX East this year is pretty ridiculous. Overwatch for the Watch Dear Diary, it is three days now until I defeat Tycho at Overwatch. We’ve had some time to practice as a team, and we all really clicked. Erik is a WOW raid leader when he’s off duty and those skills are a real boon for the team. He has demanded we all spend at least 6 hours a day watching tips and strategy videos. Kiko is a stone cold killer and should probably go to real jail for some of the crimes he has committed with a virtual gun. Bill is…

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Bumper Crop
Posted by News Fetcher on April 19 '16 at 11:21 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Bumper Crop

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PAX East Merch Banner Saga
Posted by News Fetcher on April 18 '16 at 05:01 PM
By Brian@penny-arcade.com (Brian) from Penny Arcade:
Brian: PAX East commences this week (!!!). So it is time for the traditional Sharing of the Banner. I’m going to split it up a bit so that you’ll be more likely to tolerate more words as I highlight a few of the items that I am most proud of and/or you might be most excited about. I’ll let you decide which items belong in which category. (Hint: They all belong in both… probably… I mean… I don’t necessarily know you, so I can’t speak to your needs re: your scarf slot.) PAX East Hoodies – We added custom, red zipper tape (that’s a thing) and matching drawstrings to highlight…

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New Welcome To PAX Videos
Posted by News Fetcher on April 18 '16 at 11:23 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
Got two for ya, here’s Welcome to PAX: Panels… And here’s Cosplay! Also, just so you know, tickets for PAX South (the show featured in these videos) go on sale May 17! Mark your calendars. (CW)TB

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Sundered Spring
Posted by News Fetcher on April 18 '16 at 10:01 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
We went on Vacation! And now we’re back. But Penny Arcade always exists, and in precisely the correct amount. Penny Arcade cannot be created or destroyed. Last Summer, Card Hunter released an update that allowed players to go through the entire campaign in co-op, and it basically reset the clock on my infatuation with it. I loved it from the jump, essentially; a hand-made dungeon crawler with glorious art, its tongue installed firmly in the pocket of the cheek, where you build decks just by equipping the loot you earn. It wasn’t long before it occurred to…

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Sundered Spring
Posted by News Fetcher on April 18 '16 at 12:21 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Sundered Spring

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Goldman Sacs
Posted by News Fetcher on April 14 '16 at 11:41 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Goldman Sacs

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Goldman Sacs
Posted by News Fetcher on April 14 '16 at 11:41 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
My house is full of “incredibly advanced technology” which the term no longer applies to. I don’t know if it is quite garbage yet, but it is - bare minimum - garbage adjacent. Some of it is, no doubt, adjacent to the garbage can. One of my prized possessions is a USB cable Robert got me in Japan. From a single USB plug, fully four unique device charging cables emerge. Imagine packing for a trip and knowing that if this one cable was in there, you were set for your PSP, your phone, and a couple different Nintendo handhelds. I still treasure it,…

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My OVERWATCH Team
Posted by News Fetcher on April 13 '16 at 02:41 PM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
You might have heard - either from me, or my dastardly opposite number Grobriel - that, having made the watch from the strip for reals, we immediately felt compelled to battle for it. Primed by years upon years of gruesome comic imagery we warred for days without ceasing on the lip of an active volcano until we realized we could not finish the other. It was then that we chose our allies, and the shape our conflict would take. Sure. It may look to all outside observers as though we’re running a campaign of some kind for Overwatch. It may even be true (it is…

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To Be Or Not To Be (Here)
Posted by News Fetcher on April 12 '16 at 11:31 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: To Be Or Not To Be (Here)

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To Be Or Not To Be (Here)
Posted by News Fetcher on April 12 '16 at 11:31 PM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
It’s been so interesting to watch the Gear VR become a daily use device for Monsieur Greebs. He talked about it a little while ago, and it’s still true. He talks to me as much about his face-phone as he does about the other games he’s playing. Sure, occasionally he disappears or whatever, but maybe he’s just watching a 3D version of The Martian while sitting on the moon. Which is a real thing he did. I got to the point very quickly with VR that I arrived at during the end of the PS2/Xbox era, which is that I like what I’m doing but I get…

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Overwatch for the Watch!
Posted by News Fetcher on April 12 '16 at 03:21 PM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
You might have heard that Tycho and I will be battling each other in Overwatch at PAX East in just a couple weeks. If you haven’t heard about that then check out this page with all the details. Essentially we have each built a team of friends and we will be going head to head. The winner will get the Watch. That’s right, we actually made the watch and it’s going to start going back and forth between the real Gabe and Tycho. Or actually it might just stay with me, since I intend to win these whenever they pop up. I’ve got a solid team I think. Here’s my imposing roster of…

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Gastroiconography
Posted by News Fetcher on April 11 '16 at 12:01 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Gastroiconography

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Gastroiconography
Posted by News Fetcher on April 11 '16 at 12:01 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Oculus technology, in either of its incarnations, has a… well, we did do a strip about what it has. Let’s see how many words these pictures are worth. I spent several hours trying to install an Oculus only to find that success had been occluded. It’s my own fault, of course; I didn’t run the Oculus Does Your Computer Suck Shit tool so I didn’t know how much shit my computer was sucking, or at what SPM. I’d also been playing Vive shit without incident for two weeks, so I sorta thought I was in the right spot. It never once occurred…

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PAX East Pins!
Posted by News Fetcher on April 08 '16 at 03:41 PM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
Pax is just a couple weeks away and I can smell the pins cooking downstairs. Oh you didn’t know that we bake all the pins right here in house? Well it’s the only way to assure freshness. Let me tell you, there’s nothing like a hot pin right out of the oven! PARTNER PINS Hair Troll, Gnome, and Wraith Pins [The Behemoth] Available at The Behemoth Booth #4025 Dogmeat, Cyberdemon, and Vault Girl Pins [Bethesda Softworks] Available at the Bethesda Booth #8021 Rockband 4, and Amplitude Pins [Harmonix Music Systems] Available at the Harmonix Booth #6092. 100 pins will go to…

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