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Psychomancer
Posted by News Fetcher on April 06 '16 at 12:31 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I definitely, one hundred percent do not like therapists. I maintain a lot of really complicated illusions pretty much constantly, and I try to limit my exposure to the cleansing rays they emit. I legitimately don’t like the feeling that I can be known, which I will admit is a strange position to hold for someone who tries hard, at least three times a week, to be understood. The difference is that I want you to. I don’t want to be mentally flensed by some Goddamned illithid. And I double don’t want to be assessed by proxy because Gabriel’s…

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Psychomancer
Posted by News Fetcher on April 06 '16 at 12:31 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Psychomancer

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OVERWATCH: For The Watch
Posted by News Fetcher on April 04 '16 at 11:34 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
The Watch is a core piece of Penny Arcade Lore, going back virtually to the beginning of the comic. In a move we will have every opportunity to regret for years, we have made a real version of this Watch, and we’re going to fight over it for your amusement in Overwatch. Check out the promotion page here. We’ll drop the official Ally rosters next week! (CW)TB

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Dynasty
Posted by News Fetcher on April 04 '16 at 11:34 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I have a thing I do with my brow when I don’t believe something Gabriel has said. In a given day, I’m usually given many opportunities to perform this maneuver. Indeed, occasionally I’m still doing it when he says something else I can’t endorse, which saves time in the transition. He told me that MLB: The Show 16 included a mode where you, well, where you do what he says you do in the strip. Except it was ridiculous and insane for him to say that. Here’s the thing: it was even more ridiculous for the them to have actually done so. …

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Dynasty
Posted by News Fetcher on April 03 '16 at 11:51 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Dynasty

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Quick Work
Posted by News Fetcher on April 01 '16 at 10:01 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I haven’t had time to see Batman Vs. Superman: Grim Suffix, because I have to constantly be regurgitating a slurry of masticated leaves into my larvae’s leaf holes. And also because going somewhere, even for like three fucking hours, is a logistical challenge on par with the founding of a Phobos colony. Plus, you know. The Division. People like to talk about it for a long time, Who Would Win, in perhaps the archetypal Superfight scenario, but I just don’t see it going any other way. I think you would be really, really surprised if Superman wanted to…

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Quick Work
Posted by News Fetcher on April 01 '16 at 12:11 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Quick Work

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Reboot
Posted by News Fetcher on March 30 '16 at 11:52 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
A thousand years ago, Greazy-E and I used to frequent a weird-ass videogame store the name of which I cannot entirely remember, other than its fervent suggestion that their domain constituted some kind of zone. Or club? In any case. We used to grab imports there, the guy had a list behind the counter of stuff you could get, which seems a little ahead of the times. They had little kiosks against the wall, eight or so, you could rent time on and check stuff out for purchase. I didn’t really own consoles then, let alone a fucking Jaguar, so I wasn’t going to…

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PAX Dev Badges On Sale
Posted by News Fetcher on March 30 '16 at 10:21 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
August 31st through September first, right before the convention now known as PAX West, there is a mystical land called PAX Dev. In our climate controlled press-free environment, you can collaborate with friends and former enemies right before the big show. Tickets are available here, and if you’ve got an idea for a talk it can be submitted here; the deadline for such submissions is June 3rd. (CW)TB

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Reboot
Posted by News Fetcher on March 30 '16 at 06:02 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Reboot

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Welcome To PAX: Musical Performances
Posted by News Fetcher on March 29 '16 at 10:49 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
We have some new video documentary stuff working for the shows, here’s the first of several cool ones: (CW)TB

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Universal Constant
Posted by News Fetcher on March 28 '16 at 10:16 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Clash Royale, a game from the Clash of Clans people, is really good even though I wanted it to be dumb so I could do something else. There’s a lot to see out there right now. Like, a lot. Some of it is inside magic cyber glasses. But it’s not dumb, it’s a really smart active tower defence kinda thing and it’s buffed to a gleam. It’s way easy to beat your son, too, if you are deeply immoral. You might find this distinction interesting, I certainly did, and I was surprised to learn it: Gabriel doesn’t really limit…

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Universal Constant
Posted by News Fetcher on March 28 '16 at 12:01 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Universal Constant

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The Veil-Render
Posted by News Fetcher on March 25 '16 at 11:55 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I can’t emphasize it enough: VR is real. I have a revolving door at my house of people from every demographic slice that I strap into “my realmz,” and nobody can believe the power of these devices to hijack senses and provide presence. They emerge from these places slightly disoriented from the, you know, other false reality, but they aren’t nauseous and they are almost always ready to go back in. I feel like there’s opportunities to increase the stakes of these cyber glades, but that’s a conversation for another time. I have a brand…

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The Veil-Render
Posted by News Fetcher on March 25 '16 at 06:31 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: The Veil-Render

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The Small To Medium Sized House
Posted by News Fetcher on March 23 '16 at 11:43 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
In what may well be the end of a School Camp Trilogy, today’s strip is about school camp and is the third of its kind. My own memories of School Camp are like stalactites of crystalline horror that grow down from inside my skull, all around my brain, forming a kind of “brain jail.” When I started typing that sentence I didn’t know how it was gonna turn out, but I think I like it. Also, I think I might still have issues from school camp to deal with. There was a dad there who kept trying to make us eat ants. One of the best demos for VR in general…

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Camp!
Posted by News Fetcher on March 23 '16 at 09:03 AM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
I’ll be chaperoning a 5th grade camp for the next couple of days. The kids are not allowed to bring any electronics but I’ll be packing some technology. Cigarettes might not be a currency at camp but I have a feeling access to Youtube might be. I’ll be a king! Video Games! Disney Infinity: Marvel Battlegrounds This game really surprised me with how great it is. It’s sold as a Playset and includes a new Captain America figure. The game itself is essentially Powerstone for all your Marvel characters. It’s a four player arena brawler that lets you play with the figs you have but…

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The Small To Medium Sized House
Posted by News Fetcher on March 23 '16 at 12:42 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: The Small To Medium Sized House

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Register For PAX Aus SOON
Posted by News Fetcher on March 22 '16 at 03:01 PM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Planning the PAX shows takes a lot of mental energy, spent by people much smarter than me, but one of the things I do understand is that it’s much easier to plan it when we can get a good read - as early as possible - on attendance. There’s a new system for PAX Aus where the sooner you register for a three day badge, the greater and more profound your rewards are in this life. Custom lanyard and badge, Pinny Arcade pin, that kind of stuff. You should check out the offer if you’re down there because the cool stuff starts dropping off the closer we get to the…

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Rad New Spring Store Itemz
Posted by News Fetcher on March 22 '16 at 03:01 PM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I wasn’t kidding! Right now, we’ve got: - Our brand spankin’ new Super Effective 2.0 Tee (Unisex) - Dabe’s rad “Video Games Crewneck” is ten bucks off! - Plus, we have the amazing ENFU Hamster Hawk Plush! Along with, you know, all the rest of the stuff we normally have. (CW)TB

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