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Goldman Sacs
Posted by News Fetcher on April 14 '16 at 11:41 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
My house is full of “incredibly advanced technology” which the term no longer applies to. I don’t know if it is quite garbage yet, but it is - bare minimum - garbage adjacent. Some of it is, no doubt, adjacent to the garbage can. One of my prized possessions is a USB cable Robert got me in Japan. From a single USB plug, fully four unique device charging cables emerge. Imagine packing for a trip and knowing that if this one cable was in there, you were set for your PSP, your phone, and a couple different Nintendo handhelds. I still treasure it,…

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My OVERWATCH Team
Posted by News Fetcher on April 13 '16 at 02:41 PM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
You might have heard - either from me, or my dastardly opposite number Grobriel - that, having made the watch from the strip for reals, we immediately felt compelled to battle for it. Primed by years upon years of gruesome comic imagery we warred for days without ceasing on the lip of an active volcano until we realized we could not finish the other. It was then that we chose our allies, and the shape our conflict would take. Sure. It may look to all outside observers as though we’re running a campaign of some kind for Overwatch. It may even be true (it is…

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To Be Or Not To Be (Here)
Posted by News Fetcher on April 12 '16 at 11:31 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: To Be Or Not To Be (Here)

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To Be Or Not To Be (Here)
Posted by News Fetcher on April 12 '16 at 11:31 PM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
It’s been so interesting to watch the Gear VR become a daily use device for Monsieur Greebs. He talked about it a little while ago, and it’s still true. He talks to me as much about his face-phone as he does about the other games he’s playing. Sure, occasionally he disappears or whatever, but maybe he’s just watching a 3D version of The Martian while sitting on the moon. Which is a real thing he did. I got to the point very quickly with VR that I arrived at during the end of the PS2/Xbox era, which is that I like what I’m doing but I get…

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Overwatch for the Watch!
Posted by News Fetcher on April 12 '16 at 03:21 PM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
You might have heard that Tycho and I will be battling each other in Overwatch at PAX East in just a couple weeks. If you haven’t heard about that then check out this page with all the details. Essentially we have each built a team of friends and we will be going head to head. The winner will get the Watch. That’s right, we actually made the watch and it’s going to start going back and forth between the real Gabe and Tycho. Or actually it might just stay with me, since I intend to win these whenever they pop up. I’ve got a solid team I think. Here’s my imposing roster of…

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Gastroiconography
Posted by News Fetcher on April 11 '16 at 12:01 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Gastroiconography

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Gastroiconography
Posted by News Fetcher on April 11 '16 at 12:01 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Oculus technology, in either of its incarnations, has a… well, we did do a strip about what it has. Let’s see how many words these pictures are worth. I spent several hours trying to install an Oculus only to find that success had been occluded. It’s my own fault, of course; I didn’t run the Oculus Does Your Computer Suck Shit tool so I didn’t know how much shit my computer was sucking, or at what SPM. I’d also been playing Vive shit without incident for two weeks, so I sorta thought I was in the right spot. It never once occurred…

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PAX East Pins!
Posted by News Fetcher on April 08 '16 at 03:41 PM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
Pax is just a couple weeks away and I can smell the pins cooking downstairs. Oh you didn’t know that we bake all the pins right here in house? Well it’s the only way to assure freshness. Let me tell you, there’s nothing like a hot pin right out of the oven! PARTNER PINS Hair Troll, Gnome, and Wraith Pins [The Behemoth] Available at The Behemoth Booth #4025 Dogmeat, Cyberdemon, and Vault Girl Pins [Bethesda Softworks] Available at the Bethesda Booth #8021 Rockband 4, and Amplitude Pins [Harmonix Music Systems] Available at the Harmonix Booth #6092. 100 pins will go to…

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Quanta
Posted by News Fetcher on April 08 '16 at 11:31 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
Internally, we refer to Quantum Break as Quorntum Brork. You can use that if you want. Consider the sentence before this sentence to be a license in perpetuity. I would have played more Quorntum Brork, but I spent the first half of this week filming something you don’t even know exists. It’ll be nice when PAX East rolls through, and all the stuff I’m spending every second of every day on can emerge blinkingly into the light. One thing that’s been months coming, and another one you could honestly say years. I remembered about…

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Quanta
Posted by News Fetcher on April 07 '16 at 11:21 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Quanta

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No Moles Were Harmed
Posted by News Fetcher on April 07 '16 at 03:21 PM
By Brian from Penny Arcade:
Brian: Hi. Ok. I’m posting on the front page of Penny Arcade. Cool. No big deal. I can just write some stuff and everything will be fine, right? If I hurry up and finish writing this, I can even—maybe—start breathing again. We made new notebooks. Even better, they are Moleskines. Real, actual, beautiful Moleskines! They look amazing (as Moleskines always do), and we have 4 different versions available. But… one of them can ONLY be found at PAX shows. The other 3 are available on the store now. If you like a lined notebook to organize your flowing words, I recommend the Tycho Moleskine.…

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Lawnmower Man!
Posted by News Fetcher on April 06 '16 at 09:06 AM
By Gabe from Penny Arcade:
I’ve got a couple different VR setups at home and I’ve been really impressed with both of them. The Vive I don’t know how to pronounce it but I know I like it. In terms of setup this one required the most work. I was able to clear some space in my garage and ended up with a play space very near the maximum size allowed. Setting up the sensors was surprisingly easy and the rest of the hardware is pretty much ready to go right out of the box. I’m running all of it off my 14” Razor Blade and I’ve been pretty impressed with the results. For a lot of the smaller games and demos I…

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Psychomancer
Posted by News Fetcher on April 06 '16 at 12:31 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I definitely, one hundred percent do not like therapists. I maintain a lot of really complicated illusions pretty much constantly, and I try to limit my exposure to the cleansing rays they emit. I legitimately don’t like the feeling that I can be known, which I will admit is a strange position to hold for someone who tries hard, at least three times a week, to be understood. The difference is that I want you to. I don’t want to be mentally flensed by some Goddamned illithid. And I double don’t want to be assessed by proxy because Gabriel’s…

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Psychomancer
Posted by News Fetcher on April 06 '16 at 12:31 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Psychomancer

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OVERWATCH: For The Watch
Posted by News Fetcher on April 04 '16 at 11:34 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
The Watch is a core piece of Penny Arcade Lore, going back virtually to the beginning of the comic. In a move we will have every opportunity to regret for years, we have made a real version of this Watch, and we’re going to fight over it for your amusement in Overwatch. Check out the promotion page here. We’ll drop the official Ally rosters next week! (CW)TB

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Dynasty
Posted by News Fetcher on April 04 '16 at 11:34 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I have a thing I do with my brow when I don’t believe something Gabriel has said. In a given day, I’m usually given many opportunities to perform this maneuver. Indeed, occasionally I’m still doing it when he says something else I can’t endorse, which saves time in the transition. He told me that MLB: The Show 16 included a mode where you, well, where you do what he says you do in the strip. Except it was ridiculous and insane for him to say that. Here’s the thing: it was even more ridiculous for the them to have actually done so. …

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Dynasty
Posted by News Fetcher on April 03 '16 at 11:51 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Dynasty

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Quick Work
Posted by News Fetcher on April 01 '16 at 10:01 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
I haven’t had time to see Batman Vs. Superman: Grim Suffix, because I have to constantly be regurgitating a slurry of masticated leaves into my larvae’s leaf holes. And also because going somewhere, even for like three fucking hours, is a logistical challenge on par with the founding of a Phobos colony. Plus, you know. The Division. People like to talk about it for a long time, Who Would Win, in perhaps the archetypal Superfight scenario, but I just don’t see it going any other way. I think you would be really, really surprised if Superman wanted to…

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Quick Work
Posted by News Fetcher on April 01 '16 at 12:11 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Quick Work

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Reboot
Posted by News Fetcher on March 30 '16 at 11:52 AM
By Tycho from Penny Arcade:
A thousand years ago, Greazy-E and I used to frequent a weird-ass videogame store the name of which I cannot entirely remember, other than its fervent suggestion that their domain constituted some kind of zone. Or club? In any case. We used to grab imports there, the guy had a list behind the counter of stuff you could get, which seems a little ahead of the times. They had little kiosks against the wall, eight or so, you could rent time on and check stuff out for purchase. I didn’t really own consoles then, let alone a fucking Jaguar, so I wasn’t going to…

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