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Of Mice And Men
Posted by News Fetcher on March 05 '18 at 11:40 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
We wanted to try approaching Moss a second time with a strip; this is what we came up with for Round 2. I would one hundred percent play it, except my unrelenting hellhound Mr. Bennet chewed through a bunch of the cables to the PSVR when he was a puppy so the whole thing is, in a phrase an elderly woman from Texas once taught me, a “GDCF.” I mentioned this online, and then a PSVR kit arrived at the office. This is a very, very nice gift and is almost certainly a fraction of a fraction of a percentage of the marketing budget; it my not even be a “gift” in…

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Of Mice And Men
Posted by News Fetcher on March 05 '18 at 10:20 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Of Mice And Men

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Output
Posted by News Fetcher on March 02 '18 at 02:41 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
Yay! We have a website again! All thanks to our tech-priest, and - of course - to the glorious Emperor of Mankind. We’ve covered Gabe’s inability to “long endure those virtumal realmz,” a state which hasn’t abated. He was incredulous when I told him about Brass Tactics, saying “you still play games in VR?!” but the answer is Yes. I do still play games in VR. The kids and I never stopped, all the way from the beta Vive hardware we had, which was… what. 2015? In my house, VR is a norm. But Kara got hooked on…

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Output
Posted by News Fetcher on March 02 '18 at 01:10 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Output

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Fortunate
Posted by News Fetcher on February 28 '18 at 11:51 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
“Digital Card Games” take many forms, and there are many attempts to execute them in ways that do not burn up when entering our atmosphere. This is my particular obsession, I don’t expect everyone to follow me into these - particularly as it’s not really feasible financially to seriously play more than one at a time. I get in on launch or just before to see how they’ve tried to survive in the hot, terrifying jungle of the form, which doesn’t cost much. Usually. You have games like Monster Slayers or Slay The Spire - slaying is a real…

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Fortunate
Posted by News Fetcher on February 28 '18 at 01:10 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Fortunate

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Hard Load
Posted by News Fetcher on February 26 '18 at 11:21 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
Cylas Bern licked the pad that granted access to The Stable. It knew him, knew his tongue, and the sliding panel in front of him retreated, deferring to its wisdom. There were more doors, three, or perhaps four, depending on whether you thought a gate was another type of door or if it constituted a distinct class of mediating portal. The last door, or gate maybe, was that which lead to the Loft. This was the most secret and sacred of apertures and it was never left open on account of an old Earthward saying. Its occupants, a grab bag of dangerously hot knives, looked…

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Hard Load
Posted by News Fetcher on February 26 '18 at 12:40 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Hard Load

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The Neil Armstrong Of Horse Fucking
Posted by News Fetcher on February 23 '18 at 11:23 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I have received requests for what C.E.N.T.A.U.R.I. stands for, broken out. The fact that we have readers who want this information, coupled with the fact that they know I have it, means that we have found each other. Think about what a bizarre configuration of the universe this is. In any case. Behold: Cyber- Erogenous Nanite Thoroughbred As Ultimate Rider: Interspecies The mod we discuss in the strip is called Basemental Drugs, maybe it’s not a good site to visit while in the work zone, but back when you could still see how much it was pulling in on Patreon…

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The Neil Armstrong Of Horse Fucking
Posted by News Fetcher on February 23 '18 at 12:40 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: The Neil Armstrong Of Horse Fucking

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Legacy
Posted by News Fetcher on February 21 '18 at 11:21 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I spent most of the weekend watching the Rainbow 6: Siege invitational, like… a lot of it, I watched it a lot. I ran down the battery on my loyal, ancient Acer Chromebook a couple times a couple times while I was out in the garage trying to make it less appealing to rats. I think R6 is one of the best competitive shooters of all time, and even when the tech wobbled out of the gate it couldn’t obscure that. It wears the cloak of a “sport” with greater ease than most of its competitors - it’s more legible, and the levels are dynamic, material spaces…

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Legacy
Posted by News Fetcher on February 21 '18 at 10:02 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Legacy

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Quality Time
Posted by News Fetcher on February 19 '18 at 11:14 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I’d heard that the new stress test for Sea of Thieves was gonna be an actual stress test. As in, they were gonna let us come in and try to break it while they were actively trying to break the backend as well. Giving people an experience with your product you aren’t completely in control of and which can literally fail in random ways creates novel rhetorical and business challenges, which is why “betas” are mostly marketing and why when we purchase entertainment software it’s fucked a nontrivial percentage of the time. The main difference I saw…

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Quality Time
Posted by News Fetcher on February 19 '18 at 12:30 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Quality Time

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Posers
Posted by News Fetcher on February 16 '18 at 01:40 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I first saw the Wyrmwood crew out at PAX South, which was essentially “the tabletop focused show” before there was such a thing as PAX Unplugged. “Wood nerds” are real. I know about this from my stepfather: he was showing me some kind of “burl” or whatever, which I think is a wood word, and he was like “check this burl out” or something to that effect. No, it was Bird’s Eye maple. His eyes glowed. That’s the type of dorks these Wyrmwood people are. Indeed, they are multiclass, because they’re dorks…

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Posers
Posted by News Fetcher on February 16 '18 at 12:20 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Posers

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Half-Life
Posted by News Fetcher on February 14 '18 at 12:23 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
When I’m playing pubji with Kiko, I take painkillers constantly. Like, in game. The inventory item. It helps me get my head right. In the state of preternatural clarity they create, do I occasionally shoot a bush that looks (at a certain LOD) like it might be a crouching man? I won’t say it doesn’t happen. Maybe the bush in question didn’t deserve to be shot, per se - but let’s be honest with one another. There is no bush without sin. The first panel is truly what he thought, before Amy Falcone - also known as Amy The…

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Half-Life
Posted by News Fetcher on February 14 '18 at 12:23 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Half-Life

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The Dumbest Timeline
Posted by News Fetcher on February 12 '18 at 12:25 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
This motherfucker can’t stay out of the news. And because eSports and social media have transformed every human medium of communication into a tabloid, I can’t look anywhere without seeing it. So now, even if you have scrupulously limited your Internet access to this specific site, you still have to put up with it. The whole thing has put me in a very philosophical mood. There is pretty clearly a disconnect between the audience for online content and the platforms that host that content. The audience is fairly clear on this point: they’re rewarding the…

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The Dumbest Timeline
Posted by News Fetcher on February 12 '18 at 12:21 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: The Dumbest Timeline

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