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Expansion
Posted by News Fetcher on July 04 '18 at 09:54 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I watched enough of the first episode of The Expanse to know that I should be reading the books; when I grabbed the first three in a boxed set a couple months later, I’d only read about a quarter of it before I breathlessly invoked Article G of the Friendship Accords to push it on Mike. I have an odd and perhaps unique affliction where once I pass on my obsession, in a post or directly, its symptoms abate; once I’ve fulfilled whatever weird-ass “biological” imperative it has I get left alone. The end result is that I read about half the first book and then left…

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Expansion
Posted by News Fetcher on July 03 '18 at 11:12 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Expansion

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Muse
Posted by News Fetcher on July 02 '18 at 12:31 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
When we were writing the strip originally, it was on a completely different topic. But when the topic of the Symmetra rework came up, it was clearly like I had jostled a sore tooth. I decided that these perpetual torments might be a superior topic. Symmetra says her own name “SIH-meh-tra,” but I don’t think I’ve ever heard another person say it that way - everybody else seems to say “sih-MEH-tra,” which is how you end up where we did in the comic. The agitation on his part is real, though, and I’ve experienced similar things; there’s…

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Muse
Posted by News Fetcher on July 02 '18 at 09:51 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Muse

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Shopophobia
Posted by News Fetcher on June 29 '18 at 11:11 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I got blown up over it in chat; I’d bought the Battle Pass with real money, but I hadn’t taken the time to purchase any items between rounds (LOL or DOTA style) with pretend money, which was an irony too great for their mind to contain all at once. I got destroyed as Khan (pictured with hilariously small hands in the second panel of the strip) so Gabriel was sure to render me thus. Paladins keeps showing up in the strip because I play Paladins every night. We ended up pulling a friend of Dabe’s in one night, and his progressive revelation over the course of a…

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Shopophobia
Posted by News Fetcher on June 29 '18 at 08:31 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Shopophobia

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Patrimancy
Posted by News Fetcher on June 27 '18 at 11:11 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I can help explain the dad joke phenomenon, I think. I may be uniquely qualified to do so. I would never attempt to make the case that this material is not a Rate Class Alpha Danger (RCD/A), meaning it is “virulent” and “inimical to life itself.” Having occasionally told what you might call Good Jokes, jokes of Quality, witnessing the joy they create, I can tell you that creating that joke’s dark mirror - manufacturing a kind of sentient, starveling Joy Vampire - delivers an approximation of that thrill with virtually no labor. And you can have…

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Patrimancy
Posted by News Fetcher on June 27 '18 at 09:51 AM
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New Comic: Patrimancy

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A Hound Betwixt
Posted by News Fetcher on June 25 '18 at 11:12 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I consistently buy and play them - the newest Smash on the 3DS reliably generated its martial slapstick. But I would be lying right to your face if I said I’ve ever been able to authentically conceive of the activity within the game. I still play it! I still have fun. I still play as Samus Aran and fire charge shots from the other side of the map. But it’s like a kind of quantum puppet show and I could not explain it to you. I wonder if any of it has to do with the fact that we could never keep an N64 in the house, back when that was a ship of the…

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A Hound Betwixt
Posted by News Fetcher on June 24 '18 at 11:12 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: A Hound Betwixt

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Asymmetra
Posted by News Fetcher on June 22 '18 at 11:11 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
The wonder-working power of the personal computer as a game platform has continued to unfold, a fluid neon origami trick, in Gabriel’s life. Among other things, which include the absorption of indie excursions I wouldn’t even go near, he’s now in a position to try Overwatch content while it’s still dough in the middle. He’s always had a soft spot for Symmetra. The bifurcation of duties here tends to make it so I am (in broad strokes) “the story person,” but Overwatch - with its lush art and characterization - is a type of attack which he…

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Asymmetra
Posted by News Fetcher on June 21 '18 at 11:10 PM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Asymmetra

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IDK
Posted by News Fetcher on June 20 '18 at 11:00 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I think I might know sort of what people were trying to say, but I’m still pretty a pretty young Paladins player so I see a lot of things where it’s like… what bin does this go in? Is this a play suggestion? Or is it just a racist epithet I haven’t seen yet? There is no way to know. You can see me there as Furia, a rad healer with a gun-sword who summons pillars of hot judgment, and Gabe as Terminus who is an Axe Man with a self-rez. We have discovered a truly odd bug where when he comes back and kills four or more people, the server freezes. …

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IDK
Posted by News Fetcher on June 20 '18 at 09:40 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: IDK

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Conduct Unbecoming
Posted by News Fetcher on June 18 '18 at 11:00 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
Obviously, I was forced to engage in chops-busting. If I see a chop, I go in. That being said, I mean… I don’t give a fuck what he’s got in there as long as he’s got his hand on a mouse. In truth, as much as I may not like it, that 1050 he has in there is more than enough for whatever we’ve been playing. He’s not going to do any Cyberpunk on there, not in any upright and moral way, but he’d be playing that on a console anyhow - that’s not what this PC is for. His PC is designed to manifest Steam darlings and skim indie…

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My new PC
Posted by News Fetcher on June 18 '18 at 08:20 AM
By Gabe@penny-arcade.com (Gabe) from Penny Arcade:
Today’s comic is sort of the reverse of this comic strip we did back in 2014. Jerry doesn’t care about televisions and listening to him talk about shopping for one was enough to give me a migraine. When I decided to pick up a gaming PC I knew I could ask him for advice but I didn’t think I needed whatever supercomputer he was gonna try and talk me into. I just wanted to play some PC games and not spend a bunch of money. So I bought my setup in secret and I’ve been having a blast. First of all I should let you know this isn’t an advertisement or anything. Sometimes people send me…

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Conduct Unbecoming
Posted by News Fetcher on June 18 '18 at 12:20 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Conduct Unbecoming

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Splash Row
Posted by News Fetcher on June 15 '18 at 09:41 AM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
The story is true, unfortunately. Unfortunately for him. For the rest of us, we get bloomed-out, nostalgic imagery to enjoy. We have a lot of strips that feature doctors of various kinds. This one was five years ago, and lead to a host of startling outcomes. His particular weak point in this context is specifically The Dentist, a context I have only positive associations with. Brenna and I schedule them for the same time so we can go to the dentist together and then we have lunch. It’s a whole thing. But this was a dental visit that involved…

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Splash Row
Posted by News Fetcher on June 15 '18 at 09:41 AM
From Penny Arcade:
New Comic: Splash Row

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Sam Fishing
Posted by News Fetcher on June 13 '18 at 12:12 PM
By Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho) from Penny Arcade:
I know intellectually that I like Splinter Cell. I always have. For your use, my favorite Splinter Cell games are Chaos Theory and Conviction. But I didn’t remember being fucking insane about it, possibly because it’s been gone so long. But I might be. I might be cuckoo for a very particular brand of Cocoa Puffs. I chose my handle because the man was full of incongruities, ones you have to contend with - you have to muck around in the gullies between them and fashion little bridges here and there to hold him in your mind all at once. …

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